ALLOCATOR: “OW!!! Did you just hit me in the head with a two-by-four?!”
MARKET: “Yeah, so?”
ALLOCATOR: “Why did you do that?”
MARKET: “It’s what I do.”
ALLOCATOR “Owww … well it really hurts!”
MARKET: “Not my problem …”
That was some inauguration rally (332 Dow points straight down from open to close). The orneriness of the market reminded me of [...]
